you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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