It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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