FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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