So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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