You really coming over, don't trick.
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Drake has all the answers
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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