I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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