yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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