how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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