If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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