Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Never underestimate the power of titties
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