would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
So. Much. Porn.
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