whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
is that a dick in a sweater?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
