But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
that's an acceptable place to lick
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize