their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Is Oprah even human
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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