He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Acid is not a monday night drug
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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