quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I have feelings that need drinking.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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