Its about making memories worth repressing
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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