You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
