apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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