also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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