you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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