If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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