I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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