if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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