Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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