Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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