glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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