I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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