I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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