Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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