I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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