I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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