I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
