I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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