I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize