okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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