So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
