so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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