Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
she looked like the before picture.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
