Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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