I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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