elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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