was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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