Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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