i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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