So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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