4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
