Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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