When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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