girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Do vagina's smell?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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