my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Randomize
