Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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