Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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