Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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