Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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