the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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